Chapter One: I Like Your Mom
"System, if someone is laughing and joking, do you think it's true? As someone who has transmigrated, I'm really intrigued by the setup the system has arranged for me," Zhang Fan said, looking at the settings provided by the system, instantly falling into contemplation. At this moment, lying in the main god space, Zhang Fan, who was replaced by the system, was the king of pick-up artists.
【Host, do you want to know?】
"Like it? Disgusting. Although I'm good at picking up girls, breaking up is a pain," Zhang Fan replied. 【By breaking up with these girls, you will receive monetary rewards for each breakup, enhancing your abilities and increasing your lifespan.】Zhang Fan opened his system panel and looked at his attributes.
【Zhang Fan
Occupation: Student
Skills: None
Money: 3500 yuan】
With a simple introduction, it was clear that he had transmigrated, and the system had arranged for him to live in this world in such an interesting way.
In this world, there was a Zhang Fan who had been replaced by the system. Now, the original Zhang Fan was lying dead in the main god space, and the current Zhang Fan had to replace him and live in this world again.
But the original Zhang Fan had an amazing record.
Currently, Zhang Fan was a freshman, and in the eighteen years of his life, the original Zhang Fan had successfully entered into boyfriend-girlfriend relationships with 101 girls, but they were all just backup plans.
It was the kind where the girls agreed, but didn't really care, treating the guy as a backup plan, using his wallet and labor.
But who would have thought that this guy actually enjoyed it and found it satisfying.
There's an interesting saying, all men are scumbags, which Zhang Fan himself understood, because come on, 101 girls? This kind of problem, unexpectedly, had happened to Zhang Fan.
This could be considered the king of pick-up artists.
Fortunately, Zhang Fan hadn't touched any of these girls, and these girls were willing to give themselves to Zhang Fan. It was simple, they could only be considered small backup plans. For most pretty girls, there were many of these small backup plans.
They could post on Moments, make their relationships with others known, ask for money when needed, buy things when tired, and even save seats for classes.
For example, right now, Zhang Fan had gotten up early to save a seat for Zhou Ke in the school canteen.
The WeChat on his phone still showed their chat history.
"Saved a seat, just sit down and it's fine, also bought soy milk and buns you like." The other party replied with just one word.
"Thanks."
Too casual, wasn't it?
Endure it, he must break up, even if the system said that Zhang Fan, with his pick-up skills, must break up with all these girls.
"Let's have lunch at noon, there's something to talk about."
After saying that, Zhang Fan turned back to his seat, lowered his head, and felt numb.
At this moment, Zhou Ke, who was brushing her teeth in the dormitory, looked at her phone, casually tossed it aside.
"Ke, your boyfriend saved a seat for you again, how nice. So romantic," a roommate said.
"Yeah, it's nice, but it's kind of calculating. Anyway, let's talk about it later. By the way, are you coming to lunch? It can avoid a lot of trouble if we go together." Standing in front of the mirror in the bathroom, comparing her proud figure and her 96-point appearance, Zhou Ke felt particularly beautiful.
She agreed to be this guy's girlfriend just because she wanted to focus on studying and didn't want to be disturbed by others. Although they were boyfriend and girlfriend, they belonged to that kind where neither really cared.
She had just made it easier for herself.
But many people were annoyed. Why did this Zhang Fan have such a beautiful girlfriend?
But fortunately, it really reduced a lot of disturbances.
Of course, Zhang Fan hadn't even held Zhou Ke's hand up to now.
They said they were boyfriend and girlfriend, but it felt more like he was just an optional accessory.
Looking for her to chat? Probably about that thing again.
All the students gradually returned to their seats. Zhang Fan's roommates naturally sat down with him. Regarding the matter of Zhang Fan's girlfriend being a school belle, the roommates all agreed with envy.
"Wow, no matter how you look at it, Zhou Ke is so beautiful. The more I look, the more I like her."
"Yeah, I like her too. It's just a pity that she's with that loser Zhang Fan. Seriously, it's Zhang Fan."
"Don't brag, it's Zhang Fan, and I bet even the soles of his shoes are leaking." Not long after class started, Zhang Fan didn't send any messages to Zhou Ke, and Zhou Ke didn't look at her phone. Even if she had sent them, she wouldn't have seen them.
Normally, she would open her phone during class, and it would be filled with messages, all praising Zhang Fan.
"Ke, you look so beautiful in class."
"Ke, you're really beautiful. I like you no matter how I look."
"Ke, I really like you. Why are you so beautiful?"
Stuff like that.
Zhou Ke was completely numb.
Zhou Ke didn't care about Zhang Fan at all. In this kind of situation, whoever compromised first would lose.
At lunchtime, Zhou Ke sent a message to Zhang Fan.
"Let's talk about things later, I'm going to lunch with some roommates." Damn, she's really giving him face, isn't she?
Zhang Fan endured it and, when he arrived at the canteen, ordered some food and sat directly across from Zhou Ke.
"Are you going to disturb us when we're eating with roommates?" "Not disturbing, just talking about breaking up, it's that simple. Agree, nod your head, and then I'll block you later." Clang! The chopsticks in the hands of the person eating next to them fell into the plate on their own.
What the hell, what is this guy saying? Did I mishear him?