TEEOGLB Chapter 37: Astonishing Attention!
On the set of NBC's "The Sarah Show."
Today, Sarah invited Jack Gold, the best talk show host in America, as her guest.
"Jack, do you know what the hottest news in the world is right now?" Sarah asked playfully.
"Oh, I know, it's the sinking of the Queen of Brunei!"
"And do you know who the hottest person is right now?"
"I do!"
Jack took out his phone, opened a video, waved it around to the audience, and said with a smile, "The hottest person in the world right now is him, Wang Dali, a Chinese guy. I believe that wherever internet media covers, there's no one not watching his live show!"
"That's right, and today, our topic is this Chinese guy who has created a series of miracles!" Sarah added.
"Wow, I wonder how many miracles he's created?" Jack inquired.
"Well, let's count them!"
Sarah took out a prepared note card.
"When the ship went missing, he was the first person to send out a message, which directly shocked the entire world!"
"His live show has now exceeded 108 million viewers online, yes, over 100 million people are watching online!"
"The astonishing viewership, this viewership was achieved in less than twenty-four hours!"
"Which means, in less than a day, he became a globally recognized star. Yes, a star. His name, Wang Dali, has been remembered by over a billion people worldwide!"
"To achieve all this, he only took less than twenty-four hours!" Sarah added.
"Well, it can be said that he is the first person in history to rise so quickly, become so famous, and be known globally, and this person is Chinese!"
"The speed of his rise is enough to shock any Hollywood star!"
"Next, he was the first to discover Death Island!"
"Of course, that island was named by him, he has that honor!"
"Then came the most thrilling and shocking part, his live adventure. He discovered natives, giant apes, even extinct ancient creatures like trilobites, ammonites, and Jurassic dinosaurs!"
"This is news that has shaken the world. Wang Dali's discoveries have completely overturned many fields, overturned people's perceptions, and his heroic actions have given people a new understanding of heroes. He is a hero!"
"Wow, my God, right now, someone has rewarded him with 1000 space fortresses, totaling ten million dollars. Oh my God, another ten millionaires have been born!"
Sarah stared at the tablet, her mouth forming an "O" shape.
The audience was also in an uproar.
Among the thirty million American viewers watching the program, two-thirds were women, and they were equally excited.
"Oh my God, a UAE princess rewarded him. Oh my God, I know this princess, she's amazingly beautiful. Oh my God, what is she doing? She's confessing her love to Wang Dali?"
"Oh, my gosh—"
Jack made an exaggerated expression, exclaiming, "This is definitely the biggest gossip in America today. What a confession! A princess confessing her love to a commoner? Oh my God, this is the most romantic and touching confession of the century. I'm so jealous of Wang Dali, I wish I could beat him up and become him!"
The audience burst into laughter.
Sarah rolled her eyes, "What a dream. If a princess confessed to me, even if it meant turning into a man, I would agree!"
"Look, look, the lucky guy, what did he say? He's using all the rewards he received for charity?" Jack exclaimed again.
Sarah was incredulous, "Is he crazy? Is he really going to do that? Oh my God, he's insane, no one asked him to do that. As one viewer said, is he not even leaving money for his coffin? Oh my God, is he a saint?"
"I now believe that Mr. Wang Dali, either he's a saint or he's a fool!" Jack grumbled.
"Don't say that, Mr. Wang Dali is not a fool, he's very smart, and brave. You heard it, even the princess said he's a knight. But now, our knight is facing the longest day in history!"
"That little girl named Xiumei has been captured by a giant ape. I think she's in grave danger, but Wang Dali is determined to rescue her. This kind of courage is rare in reality, and I truly admire him. But, I can't help but ask a question, where are the international rescue teams?"
"It's been almost twenty-four hours, have they found the missing cruise ship? Have they found survivors on Death Island? Are they just sitting around eating our tax money?"
"You're right, what an incompetent rescue team, letting our admirable and lovely survivors experience so much heartache and hardship?"
"I swear, if they don't do anything, I'll go to the Governor's Office at the White House and report them!"
"Yes, I don't believe that the Governor can't handle an incompetent rescue department!" Jack spoke with righteous indignation, and the entire audience applauded.
More than one hundred television stations in North and South America, as well as news outlets across the globe, quickly tracked and reported on Wang Dali's every move.
Wang Dali's personal information was dug up by the media and paparazzi with astonishing speed within twenty-four hours, including even his childhood crushes.