TDDDMFM Chapter 12: Call Me Daddy
Qin Yumen is one of the top-tier rich second generations in Xiangcheng, with a prominent family background. His family is engaged in shady businesses, and hardly anyone dares to provoke him in Xiangcheng.
Zhou Xiaobei looked at Qin Yumen and said, "Are you talking to me?"
"That's right, it's you!" Qin Yumen nodded.
Zhou Xiaobei held up three fingers. "I'll count to three. Get out of my sight immediately, or before you turn me into a human stick, I'll beat you until your own mother won't recognize you!"
Qin Yumen narrowed his eyes and turned to Dong Tianming, laughing, "Heh, interesting, Dong, you're right. This kid is indeed a bit arrogant. Can you believe he dares to threaten me?"
Dong Tianming frowned. "He's just a commoner. Qin, don't bother with him. I'll handle it. You guys go to the private room and don't let this fool disturb our gathering."
"No, no!" Qin Yumen quickly said, "How can such a fun thing happen without me? I can't remember the last time someone dared to threaten me... Dong, don't worry, I'll take care of this kid."
Then, Qin Yumen looked at Zhou Xiaobei and pointed to his own nose, asking, "Kid, do you know who I am?"
"Do I look like I care who you are, you big idiot?"
"Heh heh... good, courageous!" Qin Yumen clapped his hands and laughed loudly, sitting opposite Zhou Xiaobei. He looked him up and down, then suddenly asked, "Kid, do you want to eat here?"
Zhou Xiaobei was speechless.
He curses him, and he's not angry. Then, he sits down and asks him such a stupid question?
Is this guy crazy?
"Don't talk nonsense. I didn't come to the hotel to play, did I?"
"Hahaha... right, you're right! How about this, let's play a game. You can eat here, but I'll order for you. If you have money to pay the bill in the end, we'll smile and forget about it. But if you can't pay, I'll let my bodyguards break your legs and throw you into the Hong Kong River to feed the turtles. How does that sound?"
Qin Yumen looked at Zhou Xiaobei playfully.
Zhou Xiaobei said, "Why should I agree to your terms? I'll order what I want to eat. Why should you order for me? If you really want to order a full table of dishes for me, even I don't have such a good appetite!"
"Then you don't want to play a game with me!" Qin Yumen said.
Zhou Xiaobei almost burst out laughing at the absurdity.
Game? What kind of game is this, damn it!
At this time, Dong Tianming said, "Zhou Xiaobei, don't blame me for not reminding you. Qin is the eldest son of the Qin family in Xiangcheng. If he wants to play a game with you, you better play along. If you make him unhappy, you'll be in trouble!"
"Damn it!" Zhou Xiaobei rolled his eyes at Dong Tianming. "I'm telling you, you guys are bragging too much. If you like boasting so much, I suggest you go to the cattle farm, where there are plenty of cows."
"What did you say!" Dong Tianming was furious.
"Dong, calm down a bit. I told you, leave this guy to me." Qin Yumen made a calming gesture to Dong Tianming, then he clapped his hands.
Clap, clap, clap, clap...
Four burly men emerged from the crowd behind him.
Judging from their sturdy build, they were probably Qin Yumen's specially trained bodyguards. Each of them seemed to be skilled fighters, and even two of them were former athletes from the WJ Sports Academy, specially hired by Qin Yumen after retiring from the army to serve as his lackeys.
"Let's get started. I'm really not joking about the game. I'm serious about games!" Qin Yumen said.
"You're crazy!" Zhou Xiaobei ignored Qin Yumen and glanced at the four big men.
They looked tough.
But with opponents like these, he could handle twenty of them.
"I'm not interested in playing games with you. Now, immediately, get the hell out of here!" Qin Yumen: "..."
The four bodyguards immediately surrounded Zhou Xiaobei, ready to act.
In Xiangcheng, no one dared to disobey Young Master Qin.
"Stop!"
Qin Yumen smiled and stopped his subordinates.
He looked at Zhou Xiaobei and said, "No, you must play a game with me today. If my four bodyguards can't handle you, I'll find twenty bodyguards to deal with you. If twenty can't handle you, I'll find two hundred, until they beat you to a pulp. Kid, don't think I'm bragging. I can do anything."
This guy seemed a bit mentally unstable, or at the very least, his personality was twisted. Anyway, he wasn't normal. Zhou Xiaobei felt like giving him a psychological treatment!
Before Zhou Xiaobei could reply, Qin Yumen said to the waiter, "Waiter, what are you standing there for? Bring me the menu with both hands. Do you want me to slap you before you move?"
"Yes, yes, Young Master Qin!" The waiter replied cautiously and was about to hand the menu to Qin Yumen.
However...
Before Qin Yumen could take the menu, Zhou Xiaobei suddenly stood up, snatched the menu from the waiter's hand, threw it aside, propped his arms on the table, leaned forward slightly, and stared at Qin Yumen. "You want to play, right? Okay, I'll play with you today. Don't bother ordering anything, it's too boring. Let's just bet."
"..."
"Bet on what?" Everyone present was confused.
They didn't expect an internet slang term to be used in real life by Zhou Xiaobei.
Dong Tianming and the others burst into laughter.
Qin Yumen laughed so hard that tears streamed down his face, pointing at Zhou Xiaobei and said, "Bet on what? Kid, you're too talented. By the way you talk, is your master Yue Yunpeng?"
Shen Yue sneered inwardly.
"Bet on what? This hillbilly actually said it out loud. It's simply absurd and brainless!"
The waiter's face turned dark.
Bet on what? How much money would that be? If this kid can't pay the bill, the manager might break his third leg!
"Don't worry, do as he says. If he can't pay the bill, I'll cover it." Qin Yumen waved his hand at the waiter, then looked at Zhou Xiaobei. "You're really funny. I really like you. But do you know how much money it takes to bet?"
"A few bucks," Zhou Xiaobei said calmly.
How much money could it be?
Mayor Yan had just given him a bank card with a million on it. He was a rich man now. He didn't care about these two bucks, especially since Mayor Yan had said that all his expenses at the Shangri-La would be charged to the Yan family's account.
He didn't need to pay at all.
Let alone betting on two bucks, he could afford to bet on two books.
"Weirdo, I think this game is unfair." Zhou Xiaobei shook his head.
"How so?" Qin Yumen asked.
"Since we're betting on two bucks, let's raise the stakes. What do you think?" Qin Yumen: "..."
Originally, Qin Yumen thought he was the only one who liked to play games, but he didn't expect this hillbilly in front of him to be a kindred spirit.
"Sure, what do you have in mind?" Qin Yumen clapped excitedly.
"It's simple. Since we're betting on two bucks, let's raise the stakes. How about this: if I can pay the bill, you have to kneel down and call me daddy!"
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