ABT Chapter 0056: This Chapter Has Flavor
With the incident settled, the salespeople quickly diverted the customers' attention. The commotion earlier had delayed some transactions.
However, after witnessing the entire conflict, the customers clearly had no reservations. After calculating the prices, they almost immediately made their purchases without hesitation.
Why? Didn't you see how that jerk caused a scene and they still replaced the car for him? Although the little boss has a bad temper, the company's promise of a one-month return and exchange is indeed genuine!
This situation was beyond the salespeople's expectations.
Under Pan Qiang's command, the employees quickly cleaned up the mess and restored the cashier area to normal. After everything was tidied up, everyone suddenly realized that the boss was missing.
"Could it be that the boss used up all his energy just now and went to rest?"
"No way, maybe the boss felt unsatisfied and went to seek revenge on that person?"
"I just saw him heading towards the restroom, maybe he got diarrhea from being so angry."
"After the event, one should retire and avoid the limelight, showing both talent and restraint. The boss is mighty..."
Where did Li Fanyu go?
At this moment, he was sitting on the toilet in the company restroom. Although physically present, his gaze was outside the company.
On Huan Cheng Road in Nancheng District, inside a black sedan.
The driver flicked cigarette ash out the window and asked the passenger, "Boss Fang, is your back still hurting?"
Fang Xingnan held his waist and angrily replied, "Damn it, it's killing me. If I wasn't afraid of messing things up, I would have personally dealt with them."
The driver chuckled, "Boss, you're quite impressive. I originally thought of taking a few photos and adding some text. But with what you did, it turned into a video directly. When we upload the footage of them starting the fight to the forums, even if they're all talk, they won't be able to explain."
Fang Xingnan took out a cigarette, lit it, took a deep drag, and exhaled smoke. With the smoke dissipating, he said, "Humph, Xiao Liang, you don't know. I haven't made a sale for half a month. During this time, I've been relying on them to hold the fort. I'm almost at my wits' end."
"Boss, they're just a bunch of clowns. They might be fresh when they first open, but with your intervention, they won't last long."
The driver flattered, "By the way, Boss Fang, my nephew wants to buy a car recently. I'll have him visit your dealership later, and you can give him a discount."
Fang Xingnan opened the car window and flicked the cigarette ash, "Alright! You've helped me out so much this time, from now on, anyone from your family who wants to buy a car can come to my Longbao Used Car dealership."
Suddenly, a foul smell wafted in through the window, "Hey? What's this smell? It's so disgusting."
The driver, cigarette in mouth, explained, "Oh, there's a pig farm about a kilometer ahead. There's a large septic tank by the roadside."
Fang Xingnan quickly raised the passenger window and urged, "Close it! Close the window, it's stinking me to death."
The driver nodded and flicked the cigarette butt out of the window, "Alright, I'll..."
Without any warning or preparation, one second he was throwing the cigarette butt, the next, his whole body froze in place — still holding the steering wheel with one hand and resting the other on the window.
At that moment, the road ahead curved sharply. With him frozen, the car immediately lost control and headed straight for the septic tank.
Fang Xingnan was terrified, "Hey?! Xiao Liang, what's wrong with you? Hold steady, hold the steering wheel, damn it!"
He shouted twice, but seeing the driver still unresponsive, in his urgency, he didn't hesitate much. He leaned forward to grab the steering wheel.
Just as his hand was about to touch the steering wheel, a strange-looking mosquito landed on his neck and viciously plunged its proboscis into his flesh.
Maintaining the posture of reaching for the steering wheel, Fang Xingnan's pupils constricted as he watched the divider rapidly approaching.
With a loud bang, the car crashed through the divider, bounced on the roadside gravel a few times, and plunged into the septic tank.
The yellow-green sewage bubbled cheerfully, as if a witch was cooking some disgusting concoction. The car, headfirst, sank slowly, resembling the Titanic sinking.
Although the two men in the car were frozen, they still retained consciousness. While their expressions remained unchanged, terror filled their eyes - the driver, Xiao Liang, hadn't had time to close the window when he flicked the cigarette butt!
With mouths agape, they watched the yellow-green sewage, speckled with fly eggs, slowly flooding into the car. The sewage rose past their ankles, then their thighs, their chests, and even filled their gaping mouths...
Fortunately, the septic tank wasn't deep. Just as the sewage was about to cover their noses, the car stopped.
"Mmm!" *Gulp gulp gulp...*
"Mmm mmm!!" *Gulp gulp gulp gulp...*
At this moment, the two men, tears streaming down their faces, truly experienced despair.
Even Li Fanyu, watching from several kilometers away as they were submerged in sewage, couldn't bear it.
In the restroom of Zhengxin Company, the sound of retching could be heard. Some curious employees wondered who it was - were they pregnant to be vomiting so violently?
...
That evening, the Tiancheng City Weibo public account posted an update:
"At approximately 14:00 this afternoon, a bizarre traffic accident occurred on Huancheng Road in the Nancheng District of our city. A black Toyota sedan veered off the road and plunged into a septic tank at a pig farm. Surveillance footage from nearby captured the driver and passenger smoking before the accident. The driver's negligent act of flicking the cigarette butt led to the loss of control. Due to the remote location, it wasn't until over thirty minutes after the accident that a passing vehicle discovered and reported it to the police. The two occupants remained submerged in sewage up to their mouths for forty minutes before the arrival of the police. The traffic police department reminds all drivers to stay focused while driving and avoid smoking if possible. Accidents may happen in the blink of an eye. Video footage of the incident location is attached."
As soon as the Weibo post went live, the comments section exploded:
Xiao Lu Tanhua: "Damn! Is this the legendary 'eat shit'?"
Si Wen Fu Du: "It's more than just 'eat shit', this is the legendary 'eat shit until you're full'!"
Qiu Dao Zhan Yu: "Everyone, please note: being submerged in sewage up to their mouths for forty minutes is the key point here! They won't need dinner tonight..."
Xia Dao Zhan Mao: "@Qiu Dao Zhan Yu. Bro, I don't feel like eating dinner tonight either..."
Luo Yan Huo: "Ugh... so disgusting, thankfully the video is from a distance. If it were closer, it would be nauseating. These two... are truly pitiful."
Chi Xi: "Life is a continuous experience of novelty. For these two unfortunate souls, this experience of eating shit will surely be remembered for a lifetime."
Lao Ying Zhua Xiao Ji: "Who mentioned me? I'm trying to eat here, damn it!"
Shou Hu Jun: "@Lao Ying Zhua Xiao Ji, blame me? ╮(╯▽╰)╭..."
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