TDDDMFM Chapter 46: Going out for a Laugh
Dong Tianming's face turned purple with rage.
Shen Yue's expression was equally grim, and after a snort, without saying another word, she turned on her heel and left.
What's the point of staying here when their faces are already lost? Waiting for someone to grind their faces into the ground?
Bei Xiaoshuai held his arms and looked at Dong Tianming. "Get lost quickly, what are you still doing here? Waiting for my brother to teach you a lesson?"
Zhou Xiaobei looked at Manager Sun and said, "Are these idiots not residents of the community? Since they're not residents, please ask them to leave."
"Understood, Mr. Zhou."
Manager Sun turned to Dong Tianming and the others. "I'm sorry for the inconvenience, but our residents have some opinions about you. As the property manager, I must listen to the opinions and suggestions of our residents... If you want to view houses, please go to the sales office."
"Zhou Xiaobei, let's see how this plays out!"
Dong Tianming gritted his teeth, leaving behind a vicious remark before storming off.
He had intended to humiliate Zhou Xiaobei, but it turned out the clown was himself.
He had really messed up big time.
"Mr. Zhou, I truly didn't expect this to happen. On behalf of Zhicheng Garden Property, I sincerely apologize to you. I assure you, this is the first time, and it will never happen again."
Manager Sun apologized sincerely to Zhou Xiaobei.
Fortunately, Zhou Xiaobei wasn't one to hold grudges. Besides, now that he lived in Zhicheng Garden, he would inevitably have dealings with the property in the future. There was no need to sour the relationship.
After exchanging a few words, he sent them away.
Bei Xiaoshuai trotted over to Zhou Xiaobei. "Brother Xiao Bei, when are you going to teach me Kung Fu?"
"Do you really want to learn 'Disgusting Moves' Kung Fu?"
Bei Xiaoshuai: "..."
"Of course, I never joke. A word is a word for me."
"But learning Kung Fu is tiring, it's hard work, and you have to endure loneliness. Are you sure you can handle it?"
Although Zhou Xiaobei had only known Bei Xiaoshuai for a few days, he already had a good understanding of his character. This kid was like the Monkey King, give him a stick, and he could soar to the heavens. He was too free-spirited!
Such a person was really not suitable for martial arts.
Can't endure that hardship.
Can't bear that suffering!
However, Bei Xiaoshuai pounded his chest, making loud noises, and assured... When the words had reached this point, what else could Zhou Xiaobei say? If someone was willing to die, he was willing to bury them.
He nodded. "Alright, since that's the case, I'll teach you. But let's be clear, the tuition fees must be paid on time."
"No problem, I'll transfer the money to you right now."
Bei Xiaoshuai asked for Zhou Xiaobei's account number and transferred thirty thousand yuan in tuition fees through his mobile phone on the spot.
Watching the thirty thousand arrive in his account, Zhou Xiaobei patted Bei Xiaoshuai on the shoulder, grinned... Buddy, you're really a big shot!
Taking Bei Xiaoshuai home.
Zhou Xiaobei dumped him in the yard. "To be honest, your aptitude isn't that great, it's mediocre at best. Plus, you're already quite old, your bones and meridians have already formed. Learning martial arts at this time is actually a bit late, but it's okay, as long as I take action, even rotten wood can be carved into something useful."
"I'm going to teach you a body-training martial art that focuses on polishing. It doesn't require high roots and qualifications."
Bei Xiaoshuai's face turned gloomy.
Originally, he thought Zhou Xiaobei would say he was a rare martial arts genius, but... he turned out to be a useless piece of trash!
It was a blow to his self-esteem.
"Xiao Bei, what does body-training martial art mean?"
Zhou Xiaobei couldn't be bothered to explain to him, so he told him to look it up on Baidu.
"The martial art I'm teaching you is called the Nine Revolutions Profound Skill. As the name suggests, there are nine revolutions. The first level is to polish your roots and toughen your body. When a stick as thick as your wrist breaks when it hits you, you've reached the first revolution. The second revolution is to polish your strength. When you reach the strength of a bull, you've reached the second revolution. As for the third revolution... we'll talk about that when the time comes."
With Bei Xiaoshuai's aptitude, reaching the second revolution would be a miracle.
"Now, I'll teach you the technique, pay attention..."
Without giving Bei Xiaoshuai a chance to ask questions, Zhou Xiaobei imparted the technique of the Nine Revolutions Profound Skill to him.
Bei Xiaoshuai looked at the technique with a puzzled expression.
"Bro, I don't understand!"
"It's okay if you don't understand, read it a few more times."
Bei Xiaoshuai: "..."
Bei Xiaoshuai was on the verge of tears. Was it really that simple?
Just read it a few more times and you'll understand? This is too hasty!
Zhou Xiaobei patted Bei Xiaoshuai on the shoulder. "Alright, start practicing. If there's anything you don't understand... just hold it in for now! Alright, that's it. I'm a bit tired, I'm going upstairs to take a nap."
With that said, Zhou Xiaobei ignored Bei Xiaoshuai.
He went upstairs alone.
Bei Xiaoshuai was dumbfounded.
Why did it feel like this master was a bit unreliable!
This wasn't a master, this was just a figurehead!
...
Of course, Zhou Xiaobei didn't really go take a nap, but went back to his room to practice.
Suddenly, the door was pushed open.
Bei Xiaoshuai swaggered in.
"Xiao Bei, there's a game tonight, want to come have some fun with me?"
Zhou Xiaobei lifted his eyelids and glanced at Bei Xiaoshuai.
At this moment, Bei Xiaoshuai looked shady, with a cunning gleam in his eyes. This guy's idea of a "game" probably needed to be censored.
In Zhou Xiaobei's mind, an image involuntarily flashed—a group of young men in flashy clothes gathered together, surrounded by a group of scantily clad girls.
A group of people indulged in a life of luxury and debauchery.
A casino?
Well, after spending so much time in the mountains, he didn't know what the casinos in the city looked like!
Several masters, in order to force Zhou Xiaobei to focus on practicing, not to be disturbed by external factors, specially planted a guarding sand on him, causing this flower to not bloom for eighteen years.
Can't even use his hands.
Unless his cultivation reached the stage of transcendence.
However, although he couldn't do what adults could, it wouldn't hurt to go and broaden his horizons, right?
"No time to waste, let's go immediately!"
Bei Xiaoshuai: "..."
...
Half an hour later, Bei Xiaoshuai brought Zhou Xiaobei to a private club.
Bei Xiaoshuai was already an old hand at this, leading Zhou Xiaobei through layers of security checks, and finally arrived at the top floor of the club.
Upon entering, wow!
It turned out to be a furniture gambling hall.
The decoration style of the casino was reminiscent of Macau's Venetian style. The entire casino was about more than a thousand square meters, with several round gambling tables resembling pool tables arranged in a staggered manner in the lobby.
Tall, leggy bunny girls in flesh-colored stockings shuttle back and forth, providing various services to the guests.
"You said you wanted to have fun with me, and this is it?"
After entering the casino, Zhou Xiaobei was speechless. This was completely different from the debauchery and censored scenes he had imagined!
Although it was quite corrupt, it was still lacking a bit of fun.
Bei Xiaoshuai, you big liar!
"Xiao Bei, let me tell you, this is really fun. Although it's not as grand as the Venetian in Macau or Las Vegas in the United States, but even though the temple is small, it has everything it needs. There's baccarat, pai gow, mahjong, dice, Hong Kong-style thirteen cards, you name it, and even Landlord. Xiao Bei, rest assured, today you can play as much as you want, I'll cover all the expenses."
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